Who's Carl This Time?; Opening Panel Round; Listener Limerick Challenge; Not My Job about the Philadelphia Phillies, who by losing 10,000 games have come the losing-est franchise in all of sports; Panel Round #2: Wait Wait On The Trail; Bluff the Listener about gullible people; Lightning Fill In The Blank; Panelist Predictions: what will be the first of 18 benchmarks achieved by the Iraqi government?