Show Details: 2020
2020-01-04
Hey, reset your clocks. It's a new Bill-enniumBill Kurtis
Best of Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! featuring a look back at favorite moments from the past decade
Both the Not My Job segments with Mavis Staples and Stephen Colbert come from their second Not My Job appearances, both in 2017.
2020-01-11
Hey, Mister Rogers, come over to the land of make Bill-ieveBill Kurtis
- First Tied: Adam Burke Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 7)
- First Tied: Roxanne Roberts Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: Luke Burbank Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 5)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about excused for missing homework, Not My Job about Pharaohs, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the hot gadget at next year's Consumer Electronics Show?
Peter Sagal had a little bit of trouble pronouncing Soleimani's name during the Who's Bill This Time? segment.
The Bluff the Listener contestant's name was Luke, which lead to Luke Burbank, along with the audience, to chant "Luuuuuuke" at the listener contestant. When asked which of the three Bluff stories was correct, Luke the contestant started his response with "What is". Peter responded by saying that the contestant was thinking of the wrong show. When Peter said that the contestant chose the right story, Luke Burbank said, "Thank You".
There was some technical difficulties during the Not My Job interview in which the call seemed to have dropped. They were able to get Ronan back on to complete the interview and segment.
2020-01-18
Grab a spoon, you're about to have a big ol' bowl of Bill-ogneseBill Kurtis
- First: Tom Bodett Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second: Helen Hong Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Third: Maeve Higgins Total Score: 7 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 2)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about someone retiring from an exceptional career, Not My Job about financial fraud, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: who will Tom Steyer walk into next?
The first panel round was a jump ball question in which the first panelist to answer the question correctly would get 100 points. None of the panelists had the correct answer.
Maeve Higgins pronounced the word "tortoise" in an uncommon manner while reading her Bluff the Listener story; to which, Peter Sagal asked her about it and Maeve wasn't exactly sure how the word was actually pronounced.
The audience assisted with the third Not My Job question by way of clapping to which answer they thought was correct.
Maeve initially answered her third Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank question with "Prince Philip" but then changed it to "Prince Harry". Normally the first answer would be accepted; but, Peter decided to accept her second answer.
2020-01-25
Is this heaven? No. It'sBill Kurtis
- First: Paula Poundstone Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 7)
- Second: Negin Farsad Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Third: Mo Rocca Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 5)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about a dynamic duo in the news, Not My Job about New Zealand, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the next big trend in reading?
2020-02-01
Billie Eilish may have five Grammys, but Billy Kurtis is your only grampyBill Kurtis
- First: Faith Salie Total Score: 17 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 7)
- Second: Josh Gondelman Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: Maz Jobrani Total Score: 11 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 4)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about somebody trying to help with your personal growth, Not My Job about Taco Bell, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the next tell-all to make a splash?
After Peter Sagal explained the story behind the second limerick from the Listener Limerick Challenge segment, Maz Jobrani started singing a new verse to "Baby Shark" with "Walking sharks, doo doo doo doo doo doo"
2020-02-08
Hey, Iowa. I'm the only candidate that's via-BillBill Kurtis
- First: Amy Dickinson Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Second: Peter Grosz Total Score: 10 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 4)
- Third: Hari Kondabolu Total Score: 8 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 3)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about something interesting to do at exactly 4 PM on a Sunday, Not My Job about things that shouldn't be done, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the next naked activity that will take the nation by storm?
After Tracy Letts answered all three Not My Job questions correctly, Bill Kurtis said that "very few people get 'em all right". Including this show, there have been 53 instances (and three exception) in which a guest has scored all 3 points where Bill Kurtis was the scorekeeper.
Peter Sagal, Bill and the panelists provided some assistance for the second limerick during the Listener Limerick Challenge.
2020-02-15
Hey, coronavirus, you can't touch me. I've got a clean Bill of healthBill Kurtis
- First: Alonzo Bodden Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second: Tom Papa Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Third: Helen Hong Total Score: 11 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 4)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about a dinner party gone wrong, Not My Job about confessions, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the next company to convert itself into a lifestyle brand?
Peter Sagal accepted Alonzo Bodden's answer of "plots" for Alonzo's last Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank round question. The correct answer was a list of addresses that the person was planning to rob.
2020-02-22
When I'm President, we'll meet in the O-Bill OfficeBill Kurtis
Best Of Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! featuring favorite recent Not My Job segments
The Bluff the Listener segment was from the show that aired on 2019-07-20
2020-02-29
Hey, mountain climbers. Summit this. I'm Mount Bill-imanjaroBill Kurtis
- First: Roxanne Roberts Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second Tied: Luke Burbank Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Second Tied: Joel Kim Booster Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 5)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about someone trading in their principals for cold, hard cash, Not My Job about boat Jacks, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the next show to get a Senior version?
This is the first time that Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! had a show that aired on a leap day.
Listeners of Luke Burbank's podcast, "Too Beautiful to Live," will be familiar with the name Luke used in his Bluff the Listener story.
2020-03-07
Get quarantined in my state room. I'm your Carni-Bill cruiseBill Kurtis
- First: Faith Salie Total Score: 18 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 8)
- Second: Mo Rocca Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: Demi Adejuyigbe Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 5)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about moms who went the extra mile for their kids, Not My Job about yogurt, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the next heroic act performed by Dr. Jill Biden
Mo Rocca was very Mo Rocca during the second panel round with his story of falling asleep on his grand aunt's bosoms and guess of using Nutella as an alternative to Preparation H.
Peter Sagal accepted Mo Rocca's answer of "steal a car" for the last question in Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank. The correct answer was to let their pre-teen child to drive their car.
2020-03-14
Don't touch your face. Touch my faceBill Kurtis
- First: Helen Hong Total Score: 18 (Starting Score: 6 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second: Peter Grosz Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: Tom Bodett Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 6 / Correct Answers: 4)
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Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about an exercise gadget gone wrong, Not My Job about professional moving services, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what the audience is doing right now instead of being at the Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! live taping?
Due to the COVID-19 outbreak, the show was recorded at the Fox Theatre without an audience; as, the panelists and crew had already traveled to Atlanta.
2020-03-21
Don't worry, I'm not communica-BillBill Kurtis
- First: Luke Burbank Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second: Maz Jobrani Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 5 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Third: Paula Poundstone Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 4)
Who's Bill This Time?, Wash Your Hands With Bill, Bluff the Listener about a piece of art or entertainment being held under lock and key that people are demanding access to, Not My Job about burglars, Netflix and Bill, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what businesses will be created to help all of us stuck in our homes?
Due to the ongoing COVID-19 pandemic, the show was recorded with Peter Sagal and Bill Kurtis located at WBEZ and the panelists in remote studios. Bill used a different humorous location each time he stated where they were taping the show.
Listeners of Luke Burbank's "Too Beautiful To Live" podcast will know about the sound effect machine that Luke used.
The first panel round consisted of Bill singing a song for 20 or so seconds so that people could wash their hands.
This was the second time that Stephen Colbert was called in to be a backup Not My Job guest. The first time that happened was for the 2017-02-11 show.
2020-03-28
Stimulus bill? I'm a stimulating BillBill Kurtis
- First: Adam Burke Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second: Peter Grosz Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Third: Negin Farsad Total Score: 10 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 4)
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Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about a home improvement project gone wrong, Not My Job about golf, Wash Your Hands With Bill, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what others learned about them from seeing them on video meetings this week?
The show was recorded remotely.
A mother and daughter where listener contestants for the Bluff the Listener segment. When it came to choosing which panelist had the correct story, the daughter chose Adam Burke's not-quite-so-kid-friendly story while the mother chose Peter Grosz's story. Peter Sagal decided to award the prize to the daughter for the correct choice while Peter Grosz would get a point. The Chosen Bluff field lists Peter Grosz as he received the point for the segment.
Another instance of all of the correct answers for the Not My Job segment being "A"; but, that was due to all three choices for the third question being correct.
Between the Not My Job and the second panel round segments, Bill Kurtis sung another hand washing song; this time, it was a take on ABBA's "Dancing Queen".
2020-04-04
Stay six feet away from my body, but snuggle right up to my heartBill Kurtis
- First: Roxanne Roberts Total Score: 20 (Starting Score: 6 / Correct Answers: 7)
- Second: Alonzo Bodden Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Third: Mo Rocca Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 5)
Who's Bill This Time?, Wash Your Hands With Bill, Bluff the Listener about things going wrong when someone tries to help, Not My Job about Big Bird, The Viral Load, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what is now the most exciting thing on their schedule through the end of April?
The show was recorded remotely.
2020-04-11
It's Passover. Get ready for a plague of BillsBill Kurtis
- First: Josh Gondelman Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Second: Helen Hong Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 4)
- Third: Tom Bodett Total Score: 10 (Starting Score: 6 / Correct Answers: 2)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about a story in which someone said 'It's Tim's fault', Not My Job about Woodstock, Wash Your Hands With Bill, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will replace the handshake?
The show was recorded remotely.
Samin Nosrat really wanted to choose "A" as the answer for the third Not My Job question. Peter talked her out of that answer and Samin changed her answer to "B", which was correct.
Bill Kurtis Bill-rolled the listeners by singing a hand-washing song based on Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up". At least on the radio version of the show, they followed it up with the original song as a musical bumper.
2020-04-18
You're not feeling ill. You're feeling BillBill Kurtis
- First: Peter Grosz Total Score: 20 (Starting Score: 6 / Correct Answers: 7)
- Second: Adam Felber Total Score: 19 (Starting Score: 5 / Correct Answers: 7)
- Third: Negin Farsad Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 5 / Correct Answers: 5)
Who's Bill This Time?, Wash Your Hands With Bill, Bluff the Listener about mistakes made by celebrity parents, Not My Job about pretty awful neighbors, The Viral Load, What is Martha Stewart up to this week?, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the first thing they will do once their city re-opens?
The show was recorded remotely.
For the Wash Your Hands With Bill segment, Bill Kurtis was joined by Josh Kantor, the organist at Fenway Park.
2020-04-25
Uh-oh. It's a glo-Bill pandemicBill Kurtis
- First: Faith Salie Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second: Mo Rocca Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: Luke Burbank Total Score: 11 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 4)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about underwear saving the day, Not My Job about wonderful things people learn from dads, Wash Your Hands With Bill, what will be the next advancement in communication?
The show was recorded remotely.
Luke Burbank used my name and nickname from his podcast, "TBTL: Too Beautiful to Live" in his Bluff the Listener story. Yes, "Phamdemort" is a play on "Voldemort" and there's a story behind that.
I had originally planned on going to Chicago to be at the live taping for this show. As part of it being my 40th birthday, I also had an opportunity to request which panelists I would like to see on the show. Luke, Faith Salie and Mo Rocca were the panelists that I chose.
2020-05-02
Tastes great, more Bill-ingBill Kurtis
- First: Joel Kim Booster Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second: Amy Dickinson Total Score: 11 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 4)
- Third: Alonzo Bodden Total Score: 8 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 3)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about fake news, Not My Job about 7 Up, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what message were the aliens trying to deliver?
The show was recorded remotely.
Even though Christine Baranski only answered one question correctly, Bill Kurtis said that they were going to make a winner; with, Peter Sagal saying that they should give her a point for her singing.
Joel Kim Booster notched his first win on the show.
2020-05-09
I am the egg man. I am the KurtisBill Kurtis
- First: Helen Hong Total Score: 17 (Starting Score: 7 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Second: Mo Rocca Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Third: Adam Burke Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 5 / Correct Answers: 4)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about surprising sources of inspiration or muses, Not My Job about people who stand in for actors when posterior shots are required, The Viral Load, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the next menace to plague us?
The show was recorded remotely.
Bill Kurtis seemed to be recording from a different location than previous shows during the pandemic.
The correct answer for all three Not My Job questions were "C".
2020-05-16
Got COVID? Don't worry. You're about to get a hot Bill injectionBill Kurtis
- First: Negin Farsad Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second Tied: Paula Poundstone Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Second Tied: Tom Papa Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 4)
Who's Bill This Time?, Talk To Bill, Bluff the Listener about something luxurious making a comeback, Not My Job about people stealing other people's ideas or products, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the hit show on TV this fall?
The show was recorded remotely.
Adam Rippon chose "B" for all three of the Not My Job questions. All three of the choices for the third Not My Job questions were correct.
2020-05-23
The secret's out. I'm the Zodiac BillerBill Kurtis
- First: Tom Bodett Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 1 / Correct Answers: 7)
- Second: Maz Jobrani Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Third: Alison Leiby Total Score: 11 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 4)
Who's Bill This Time?, Graduate With Bill Kurtis, Bluff the Listener about attempts to make working from home more fun, Not My Job about cyberspace, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what's next for 2020 graduate Harry Azcrac?
The show was recorded remotely.
Peter Sagal helped nudge Christina Koch from her initial choice of "B" for the first and third Not My Job questions towards the correct answer. Another instance where all three of the correct choices for the Not My Job questions were "C".
Peter was in a generous mood by providing Tom Bodett a bit of leeway in his answers during Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank.
2020-05-30
It's a great day for a road trip. Go ahead and put my top down. I'm your converti-BillBill Kurtis
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Best Of Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! featuring segments recorded from different cities around the U.S.
The Who's Bill This Time? segment was from the 2019-05-11 show recorded at the Fox Theatre in St. Louis, MO.
The first panel round was from the 2019-02-09 show recorded at the Savannah Civic Center in Savannah, GA.
The Bluff the Listener segment was from the 2019-11-16 show recorded at the Altria Theater in Richmond, VA.
The Not My Job segment with Tony Hawk was from the 2019-03-16 show recorded at the San Diego Civic Theatre in San Diego, CA.
The second panel round was from the 2019-08-31 show recorded at Wolf Trap in Vienna, VA.
The Listener Limerick Challenge segment was from the 2019-04-13 show recorded at the Laurie Auditorium in San Antonio, TX.
The Not My Job segment was from the 2018-08-11 show recorded at Millennium Park in Chicago, IL.
2020-06-06
Hey, everybody. Don't call in the military. Call in the Bill-itaryBill Kurtis
- First: Alonzo Bodden Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second: Helen Hong Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 5 / Correct Answers: 4)
- Third: Peter Grosz Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 5)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about a healthy eating trend, Not My Job about dubbing mishaps in movies, The Viral Load, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what secret, cool feature the astronauts will unveil on the SpaceX rocket?
The show was recorded remotely.
During the Not My Job segment, Peter Sagal messed up the name of Sarah Cooper's blog post titled "10 Tricks to Appear Smart in Meetings" and got razzed for doing so.
During the second panel round, Peter pronounced the word "basil" the way the British would pronounce the word.
2020-06-13
Hey there, summer. Don't forget me! I'm your backyard Bill-becueBill Kurtis
- First: Negin Farsad Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Second Tied: Jessi Klein Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 1 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second Tied: Josh Gondelman Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 5)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about an unsolved mystery, Not My Job about escalators, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what they will discover to be the reason why a man in Belgian has been receiving unwanted pizzas?
The show was recorded remotely.
Ashima asked for a hint on her first Not My Job question and got some nudging towards the correct answer for her third question.
2020-06-20
Hey, everybody. Come outside and play me, Ultimate Fris-Bill!Bill Kurtis
- First: Roxanne Roberts Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second: Joel Kim Booster Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 6 / Correct Answers: 4)
- Third: Tom Papa Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 5)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about a new outdoor attraction, Not My Job about Tab soda, The Viral Load, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the next big ruling from the U.S. Supreme Court?
The show was recorded remotely.
Another instance where all three choices for the third Not My Job questions were correct.
2020-06-27
Forget about Chuck E. Cheese. Put your quarters in me and play skee-BillBill Kurtis
- First Tied: Faith Salie Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 7)
- First Tied: Mo Rocca Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: Hari Kondabolu Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 5)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about unusual brand extensions, Not My Job about Black Friday, Unnecessary PSAs With Bill Kurtis, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what statues will replace the Confederate generals?
The show was recorded remotely.
During the first panel round, Mo Rocca mentioned that he had both an endoscopy and a colonoscopy; which, is why he said that he sounded a little groggy and felt like he was flying due to the prep for the latter.
Mo took off his shirt at least twice during the recording of the show. This was brought up during the Not My Job segment; to which, Mo explained that it was because the room he was recording in was really hot.
2020-07-04
Everybody remember, when you go out, where a mask and follow social distancing. It's just common Bill courtesyBill Kurtis
Best Of Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! Quarantine Edition featuring recent Not My Job guests and segments from socially-distanced shows
2020-07-11
Gym's still closed? Go for a job on me, your tread-BillBill Kurtis
- First Tied: Paula Poundstone Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 7)
- First Tied: Maz Jobrani Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: Maeve Higgins Total Score: 4 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 1)
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Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about fun things to do during a summer in lockdown?, Not My Job about places you might find wood, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: What will the Washington football team change its name to?
The show was recorded remotely.
Jameela Jamil only answered one of the three Not My Job questions correctly; but, Bill Kurtis gave Jameela the win.
After Peter Sagal stated the correct answer to Maeve Higgins' first Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank question, which was the WHO, Maeve responded with "Who?". Peter feel for Maeve's joke by saying the organization's full name.
2020-07-18
Getting married? Put me on your registry, a nice set of Bill-verwareBill Kurtis
- First: Amy Dickinson Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 7)
- Second: Demi Adejuyigbe Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: Alonzo Bodden Total Score: 9 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 3)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about innovations at aquariums, Not My Job about "The Gambler", also known as Kenny Rogers, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will hackers force people to tweet next?
The show was recorded remotely.
Another instance where all three of the correct choices for the third Not My Job question were correct.
After Bill Kurtis stated that Alonzo Bodden would need to answer 7 correct Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank questions correctly, Alonzo congratulated Amy Dickinson on the win. Alonzo answered three questions correct and asked Bill if he would get a point for predicting that Amy would win. Bill said that Alonzo would get half a point.
2020-07-25
Somebody's knocking at the door. Somebody's ringing the BillBill Kurtis
- First: Jessi Klein Total Score: 18 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 7)
- Second: Peter Grosz Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: Dulcé Sloan Total Score: 10 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 4)
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Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about a new way to stay safe in the age of COVID-19, Not My Job about sport referees, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what five words will appear on their cognitive assessment?
The show was recorded remotely.
Padma Lakshmi only answered one of the Not My Job questions correct. Bill Kurtis gave Padma an extra point for "bringing such spice to our show" and thus the win. The score reflects the additional point and the scoring exception has been noted.
2020-08-01
Hey there babies, fall asleep to me. I'm your lulla-BillBill Kurtis
- First: Helen Hong Total Score: 17 (Starting Score: 5 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second: Negin Farsad Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Third: Josh Gondelman Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 4)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about essential workers, Not My Job about sports jerseys, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: who will Joe Biden pick to be his running mate next week?
The show was recorded remotely.
Peter Sagal talked Ramy Youssef out of choosing "C" for the third Not My Job question. Ramy changed his answer to "B", which was the correct answer. All three of the correct answers for the Not My Job questions were "B".
2020-08-08
Good to meet ya, daddy. I'm your Bill-egitimate childBill Kurtis
- First Tied: Joel Kim Booster Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 6)
- First Tied: Tom Bodett Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: Tracy Clayton Total Score: 9 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 3)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about people doing what they can to avoid breaking the law, Not My Job about safe driving, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the next thing we will give up?
The show was recorded remotely.
Another instance in which all three of the choices for the third Not My Job question were correct.
2020-08-15
It's summertime and the Bill-in' is easyBill Kurtis
Best Of Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! featuring favorite moment from recent shows
The Not My Job segment featuring Stephen Colbert was from his third appearance on Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! from 2020-03-21. It was the second time that Stephen was a backup guest due to the original guest not be available. The first time where Stephen was the backup guest was back on 2017-02-11.
2020-08-22
Need someone to put lotion on your back? Let me be your cabana BillBill Kurtis
Best Of Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! featuring more favorite moments from recent shows
The Not My Job segment featuring Barry Sonnenfeld was from his second appearance on Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! from 2020-02-15.
2020-08-29
Hey there, Charlie. Step into my chocolate factory. I'm Billy WonkaBill Kurtis
- First: Mo Rocca Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Second: Alonzo Bodden Total Score: 8 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 3)
- Third: Maeve Higgins Total Score: 6 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 2)
Who's Bill This Time?, What's New With German Nudists, Bluff the Listener about troubles with Wikipedia, Not My Job about old school, Saturday morning cartoons, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will Jerry Falwell, Jr. do next?
The show was recorded remotely.
Another instance in which all three of the choices for the third Not My Job question were correct.
2020-09-05
Get out your pancakes. I'm about to pour on some ma-Bill syrupBill Kurtis
- First: Adam Felber Total Score: 18 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 7)
- Second: Josh Gondelman Total Score: 17 (Starting Score: 5 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: Helen Hong Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 5)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about unusual survival tips, Not My Job about Staten Island, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the next great sting?
The show was recorded remotely.
The Bluff the Listener contestant started his introduction by saying that he just finished a peanut butter toast. This ties in with a Panel Round question before the Bluff the Listener segment about peanut butter. Helen Hong had Josh Gondelman read the quotes from her Bluff the Listener story.
The correct answers for the Not My Job questions, in order, were: A, B and C.
2020-09-12
Get a real job, Sweeny Todd. I'm the Barber of Sa-BillBill Kurtis
- First Tied: Adam Burke Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 6)
- First Tied: Luke Burbank Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: Jessi Klein Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 5)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about a divine intervention, Not My Job about dog walkers, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the next great reality show?
The show was recorded remotely.
2020-09-19
Chew me up and blow a bub-BillBill Kurtis
- First: Hari Kondabolu Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second: Paula Poundstone Total Score: 14 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: P.J. O'Rourke Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 5)
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Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about celebrating the joys of the U.S. Postal Service, Not My Job about fragile stuff, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the next thing we find in space?
The show was recorded remotely.
Tituss Burgess didn't realize that Paula Poundstone was one of the panelists and was shocked to find out during the Not My Job interview. Although Tituss Burgess did not answer any of the Not My Job questions correct, Bill Kurtis said that Tituss was a winner on style alone.
2020-09-26
Why not celebrate fall with me, a cup of hot a-Bill ciderBill Kurtis
- First: Joel Kim Booster Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second: Alonzo Bodden Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Third: Dulcé Sloan Total Score: 10 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 4)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about famous people who are terrible guests, Not My Job about the Mafia, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the big surprise in this season of the Great British Bake Off?
The show was recorded remotely.
2020-10-03
Who needs Ted? How about Bill's Excellent Adventure?Bill Kurtis
- First Tied: Jessi Klein Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 6)
- First Tied: Maz Jobrani Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: Brian Babylon Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 5)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about life in the NBA bubble, Not My Job about the AMC Ambassador, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the next October surprise?
The show was recorded remotely.
Peter Sagal gave a sidenote before the start of the Not My Job segment stating that it was recorded before the news that President Trump had been infected by COVID-19.
Even though Dame Karen Pierce only answered one question correct, Bill Kurtis gave her all 3 points. Peter said that it was a form of diplomatic immunity.
In the version of the show that I pulled from NPR's podcast feed, Jessi Klein's answer to her 8th Lightning round question wasn't heard in the edited version of the show. It went from Peter asking the question, the round-ending gong sound, and then Peter Sagal saying "No, a free grave".
NPR sent out a message to member stations stating that a new audio segment was posted to their portal to corrected the above issue. Hat tip to Gregg Porter at KUOW for providing an update on this.
2020-10-10
Forget about the debate, you got de-BillBill Kurtis
- First: Roxanne Roberts Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 7)
- Second: Mo Rocca Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Third: Negin Farsad Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 5)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about do-gooders doing good, Not My Job about the Angry Birds video game, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the next insect to make the news?
The show was recorded remotely.
2020-10-17
I'm not going to settle in and spend time with you. It's just a Curtis-y visitBill Kurtis
- Dan Riskin 2
- Padma Lakshmi 2 *
- Adam Rippon 2
- Sarah Cooper 2
Best Of Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! featuring favorite segments from recent shows
2020-10-24
Hey there, Mom. Get a load of this Bill-thBill Kurtis
- First: Peter Grosz Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second: Eugene Cordero Total Score: 9 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 3)
- Third: Maeve Higgins Total Score: 4 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 1)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about blind dates, Not My Job about ice and snow sculptures, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: who will be the next person to forget that their webcam is on?
The show was recorded remotely.
While Doug Jones was thinking of the answer for his first Not My Job question, there was a cell phone ringing in the background. Doug initially chose "A" for the second Not My Job question, but Peter Sagal and the panel dissuaded him from that choice. Maeve Higgins gave a pretty big nudging hint for "B"; which, Doug chose and it was the correct choice.
Bill Kurtis did a quick yodel while Peter Sagal was explaining the answer for the second limerick and did a little longer one when announcing that the listener had won the round.
Peter Grosz answered his Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank questions with an Italian accent.
2020-10-31
Don't worry about your mail-in ballot. You've got me, your mail-in Bill-otBill Kurtis
- First: Adam Burke Total Score: 17 (Starting Score: 5 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second: Faith Salie Total Score: 16 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: Alonzo Bodden Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 4 / Correct Answers: 4)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about living your best life during the pandemic, Not My Job about insults through the ages, The Ballot Dump, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the biggest surprise on Election night?
The show was recorded remotely.
When Alonzo Bodden read his Bluff the Listener story, he read the units of transfer speed as, "MPS" instead of, "Mbps".
At the time of entering in notes for this show, NPR's show page called the segment after Not My Job, "The Campaign Dump;" while, Bill Kurtis called it, "The Ballot Dump". The latter is used in this show's description.
Another instance where all three choices of the third Not My Job question were correct.
2020-11-07
Who needs a blue wave, check out this Bill waveBill Kurtis
- First: Helen Hong Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 1 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second: Maz Jobrani Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Third: Dulcé Sloan Total Score: 7 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 2)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about other elections that took place this week, Not My Job about the DMV, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be legalized next?
The show was recorded remotely.
This is the first show in which the panelist scores at the beginning of the Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank segment exactly matches the panelists' ranking at the end of the segment.
2020-11-14
Poke my belly. I'm the Bill-sbury Dough BoyBill Kurtis
- First: Maeve Higgins Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 5 / Correct Answers: 5)
- Second: Alonzo Bodden Total Score: 11 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 4)
- Third: Joanna Hausmann Total Score: 9 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 3)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about a unique job, Not My Job about the Chelsea Football Club, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will people be doing in commercials for the COVID-19 vaccine?
The show was recorded remotely.
Maeve Higgins notched her first ever win!
2020-11-21
You know what's longer than a mile? A Bill-ometerBill Kurtis
- First Tied: Paula Poundstone Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 6)
- First Tied: Mo Rocca Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: Negin Farsad Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 5)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about people solving a mystery from the past that should have stayed a mystery, Not My Job about Canadian horror stories, Wait Wait Gift Gift Guide Guide, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the big surprise in book two of President Obama's memoir?
The show was recorded remotely.
Sarah Paulson did impressions of a dolphin and Drew Barrymore during the Not My Job segment. For the third Not My Job question, Mo Rocca didn't think "B" was the correct answer as it was too grim. Sarah wanted to choose "B" and Peter Sagal said "Don't listen to Mo. Don't listen to Mo." Sarah chose "B" and was correct. Mo said that it was the first time a guest had sung their reaction to winning the game.
Another instance in which all three of the panelists were tied at the start of the Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank segment. After answering his first Lightning question, Mo called Lindsey Graham the "Mrs. Kravitz of electoral politics" and said "Yoo-hoo. What's going on in your state over there?" as Mrs. Kravitz.
2020-11-28
Wait for me, Mayflower! I'm a Thanksgiving Bill-grimBill Kurtis
Best Of Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! featuring favorite moments from the past year
2020-12-05
Hey, Peter. Cut me. I'm your um-Bill-ical cordBill Kurtis
- First: Jessi Klein Total Score: 19 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 8)
- Second: Faith Salie Total Score: 18 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 8)
- Third: Eugene Cordero Total Score: 10 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 4)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about a story involving four hundred rabbits, Not My Job about Vincent van Gogh, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: what will be the first thing to be written on Joe Biden's cast?
The show was recorded remotely.
Peter and Mara Sagal welcomed their new baby, Elliott Sagal, on 2020-11-29. Maz Jobrani is filling in as guest host for Peter.
Eugene Cordero answered his third Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank question with "Word of the Day" where "Word of the Year" was the correct answer. Maz accepted it as a correct answer and gave Eugene points. In the edited version of the show, Eugene was asked 4 questions and had 3 of them correct. Bill Kurtis said that Eugene answered 4 correct.
Jessi Klein initially answered her fifth Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank question with "lion" but quickly changed it to "kangaroo;" which, was the correct answer and was given points.
This is the first time since January 2000 in which more than one panelist answered all 8 Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank questions correct. As of this show, scoring data is not available for shows that aired prior to January 2000.
2020-12-12
Bring the beef! You're about to gt a big plate of spaghetti Bill-ogneseBill Kurtis
- First: Adam Burke Total Score: 18 (Starting Score: 6 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Second: Mo Rocca Total Score: 13 (Starting Score: 5 / Correct Answers: 4)
- Third: Maeve Higgins Total Score: 9 (Starting Score: 1 / Correct Answers: 4)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about Big Wave Dave's Christmas Trees and Pumpkin Patch in the news, Not My Job about leisure time for famous people, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Predictions: who will be the first American to get the COVID-19 vaccine?
The show was recorded remotely.
The name of the person whose audio clip was used to reveal the correct Bluff the Listener story is Eva Wolchover; which, is the name of a former producer for Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!
All three choices for the third Not My Job question involved Dame Judy Dench. Another instance where all three of the correct choices were "B".
Maz Jobrani accepted Maeve Higgins' answer of "some kind of space company" as it included the word "space" for her fifth Lightning Fill-in-the-Blank question. Maz also accepted Maeve's answer of the opposite of anti-depressant for her sixth Lightning question; where, the correct answer was erectile dysfunction pills.
Adam Burke answered his sixth Lightning question with "Aurora Borealis" and Maz initially didn't accept the answer by saying the correct answer was the "Northern Lights". Adam said that the Northern Lights are also known as the Aurora Borealis and Maz accepted the answer.
2020-12-19
Jingle Bills, jingle Bills, jingle all the BillsBill Kurtis
- First Tied: Tom Bodett Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 6)
- First Tied: Peter Grosz Total Score: 15 (Starting Score: 3 / Correct Answers: 6)
- Third: Helen Hong Total Score: 12 (Starting Score: 2 / Correct Answers: 5)
Who's Bill This Time?, Bluff the Listener about someone intent on preserving an ancient art, Not My Job about the rock band Oasis, Listener Limerick Challenge, Panelist Prediction: what will replace Christmas trees this year?
The show was recorded remotely.
2020-12-26
Do you hear what I hear? I hear me!Bill Kurtis
- Don Cheadle 2
- Tituss Burgess 0 *
- Alex Boyé 2
Best Of Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! featuring favorite moments from the past year, including some un-aired moments